Facetious Nonfiction

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I like to move it - move it.

I like to move it - move it.


It’s just 2 men sharing the nightIt might seem wrong but it’s just rightIt’s just 2 men sharing each otherIt’s just 2 men like loving brothersOne on top and one on bottomOne inside and one is outOne is screaming, he’s so happyThe other’s screamin’ a passionate shoutIt’s the Night ManI’m feeling so wrong and right, manI’m feeling so wrong and right, manI can’t fight you, manWhen you come inside meAnd pin me down with your strong handsAnd I become the Night…The passionate, passionate Night Man

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It’s just 2 men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it’s just right
It’s just 2 men sharing each other
It’s just 2 men like loving brothers

One on top and one on bottom
One inside and one is out
One is screaming, he’s so happy
The other’s screamin’ a passionate shout

It’s the Night Man
I’m feeling so wrong and right, man
I’m feeling so wrong and right, man

I can’t fight you, man
When you come inside me
And pin me down with your strong hands
And I become the Night…
The passionate, passionate Night Man

<3

(Source: bylsmas, via itsalwayssunny)

I wish I knew the rest of this story. What did she do that was so selfish? Did she steal a life jacket from an infant when the boat started going down? Was it  life long actions? And what does it say about the person who went this far to let her know?
Sometimes we have to be selfish. The truth is you are the only one looking out for you.

I wish I knew the rest of this story. What did she do that was so selfish? Did she steal a life jacket from an infant when the boat started going down? Was it  life long actions? And what does it say about the person who went this far to let her know?

Sometimes we have to be selfish. The truth is you are the only one looking out for you.

This too shall pass. But really, its only 9:30 am..

This too shall pass. But really, its only 9:30 am..